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Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes...
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These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when...
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It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Featuring: Soft combed cotton Lightweight design 1% of the sale supports 'Doctors without Borde...
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The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis whereve...
View full detailsI've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Featuring: Soft combed cotton Lightweight design 1%...
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Do you prefer your salad with stems or without? Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent? Personally, I like my salad with a smoo...
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View full detailsThe Stance Warriors Banner Socks are not only comfortable, but made for Warriors and NBA fans. Featuring all the championship dates on the back, th...
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My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Featuring: Soft combed cotton Lightweight design...
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View full detailsWhy so serious? Lighten up with the Stance x DC Comics partnership that takes our classic crews to a new level of insanity. The Clown Prince of Cri...
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View full detailsFrom the mind of legendary children’s author Dr. Seuss, Stance brings you the meanest, foulest Christmas villain there ever was. A most unmerry tri...
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View full detailsI a pleased with the purchase of Injinji Run Original weight no show socks and look forward to wearing them soon.
The socks were for my grandson who was very pleased with his gift.