Goodr Sunglasses

Get our Farmers Market sunnies NOW, before they grow mold and give you terrible food poisoning. This limited edition collection is inspired by our ...

Take your style from Zero to Blitzed with these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on ...

In the spirit of futurism, like these futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovati...

Our Breakfast Run to Tiffany’s black on black Runway goodrs will have you naming your cat “Cat” and rocking Givenchy on your next run. (Just don’t ...

Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes befo...

FOR CENTURIES THE SPANISH AND SOUTHERNERS HAVE TORMENTED BULLS FOR SPORT. THEIR MISERY HAS BEEN USED AS A FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT. BUT WE AT GOODR KN...

BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-F***ING BLANK!!!! YOUR FIS...

CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMAT...

REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE...

YOU FALL OUT OF BED. YOU TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS. YOU PICK UP A TRAY FULL OF DRINKS AND WALK INTO THE PATIO DOOR. YOU STEP ON A RAKE. YOU RIDE YOUR BI...

After procuring the requisite saltwater taffy/mescaline composite they demand to fill the holes in their souls, Mick and Keith went for a jog in t...

Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead. 1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!...

"You are cordially invited to Demeter's Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup," she...

The ultimate fever dream of a luck dragon is to fly after slamming a bottle of Blue Curaçao (just go with it). That’s why we made the blue on blue ...

Fade-er-ade encourages you to celebrate wins, birdies, flamingos, and finding golf sunglasses that make you look as cool as you feel on the inside....

He is a good boy. Who's a good boy? You are. Yes you are. Yes you are. You're such a good boy. Who needs a belly rub? You do! Yes, you do! These do...

Listen, if you want to make your face look 10x better while sweating profusely during your 57th pistol... these pink frame BFGs with teal polarized...

Focus on sleep. Drink more water. Reduce sugar and processed foods. Get active. Eliminate Alcoh…F*CK IT. Introducing Apatite for Detoxification. Th...

Fun Fact: Silverback Gorillas can squat up to 1,000 pounds. Don’t believe us? Go ask Harambe...oh, uh, nevermind. Don’t worry, squatting in these g...

..........named in homage to all the great 8-bit sound composers of our favorite video games. Whether you're listening to your pixelated hero die f...

Whether you're new to beasting or a vet, you remember your first WOD as a bewildered noob. If you didn't throw up, you probably had at least 50% no...

Yeah, we know you see those sick gull-wing doors on that DeLorean, but eyes up here, buddy. Look at the shades. With their naeon yellow frames and ...

Congrats! You won a vacation! And by "vacation," we mean our clumsy goons will dig into your brain and implant false memories of — ohhhh no we're g...

When questioning potential replicants, you want to keep a poker face, especially when you’re good at your job and can spot one in a crowd from seve...

Which came first: the Portlandia episode, or the picklers? This age-old question has plagued humankind for centuries. So...hmm...actually, guess th...

...from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, but mostly it’s this: Always trust strangers. A crazy old man appears out of thin air and gives you a...

Having grown out your hair since the 8th grade, securing it in a knot each day out of necessity, brushing it daily 100 times with a boar bristle br...

Whatever Queen Nessy wants, Queen Nessy gets. And usually, that's sweet Loch Ness Monster teal skin on skin. Mmmmmm...that sounds good, so we made ...

Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its b...

There is a place in Santa Monica where the fireball flows like beer and beautiful people instinctively flock like the celebrities of Calabasas. Mor...

Yetis. Are they real, or just some weird Tibetan folklore? We’re here to tell you, they’ve been right under your nose the whole time. If you ever e...