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BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-F***ING BLANK!!!! YOUR FIS...
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YOU FALL OUT OF BED. YOU TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS. YOU PICK UP A TRAY FULL OF DRINKS AND WALK INTO THE PATIO DOOR. YOU STEP ON A RAKE. YOU RIDE YOUR BI...
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Fun Fact: Silverback Gorillas can squat up to 1,000 pounds. Don’t believe us? Go ask Harambe...oh, uh, nevermind. Don’t worry, squatting in these g...
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Congrats! You won a vacation! And by "vacation," we mean our clumsy goons will dig into your brain and implant false memories of — ohhhh no we're g...
View full detailsWhen questioning potential replicants, you want to keep a poker face, especially when you’re good at your job and can spot one in a crowd from seve...
View full detailsWhich came first: the Portlandia episode, or the picklers? This age-old question has plagued humankind for centuries. So...hmm...actually, guess th...
View full details...from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, but mostly it’s this: Always trust strangers. A crazy old man appears out of thin air and gives you a...
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Whatever Queen Nessy wants, Queen Nessy gets. And usually, that's sweet Loch Ness Monster teal skin on skin. Mmmmmm...that sounds good, so we made ...
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View full detailsI a pleased with the purchase of Injinji Run Original weight no show socks and look forward to wearing them soon.
The socks were for my grandson who was very pleased with his gift.