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In the spirit of futurism, like these futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovati...

He is a good boy. Who's a good boy? You are. Yes you are. Yes you are. You're such a good boy. Who needs a belly rub? You do! Yes, you do! These do...

Listen, if you want to make your face look 10x better while sweating profusely during your 57th pistol... these pink frame BFGs with teal polarized...

Fade-er-ade encourages you to celebrate wins, birdies, flamingos, and finding golf sunglasses that make you look as cool as you feel on the inside....

Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead. 1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!...

Which came first: the Portlandia episode, or the picklers? This age-old question has plagued humankind for centuries. So...hmm...actually, guess th...

Yetis. Are they real, or just some weird Tibetan folklore? We’re here to tell you, they’ve been right under your nose the whole time. If you ever e...

BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-F***ING BLANK!!!! YOUR FIS...

There is a place in Santa Monica where the fireball flows like beer and beautiful people instinctively flock like the celebrities of Calabasas. Mor...

Yeah, we know you see those sick gull-wing doors on that DeLorean, but eyes up here, buddy. Look at the shades. With their naeon yellow frames and ...

Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes befo...

REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE...

Congrats! You won a vacation! And by "vacation," we mean our clumsy goons will dig into your brain and implant false memories of — ohhhh no we're g...

...from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, but mostly it’s this: Always trust strangers. A crazy old man appears out of thin air and gives you a...

Get our Farmers Market sunnies NOW, before they grow mold and give you terrible food poisoning. This limited edition collection is inspired by our ...