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Bosley is the late, great dog-of-goodr legend who passed away at the young age of 91. What did Bosley, King of Hounds, dream about? Whatever he f@c...

Here at goodr, it is a well-known fact that dinosaurs were known for enjoying raves after running. To celebrate such a glorious scientific fact, we...

The ultimate fever dream of a luck dragon is to fly after slamming a bottle of Blue Curaçao (just go with it). That’s why we made the blue on blue ...

“Tentacles feel amazing to the touch,” says goodr co-founder, Stephen. He’s been love drunk for a beautiful purple/teal eyed Kraken named Maven for...

Whether you're new to beasting or a vet, you remember your first WOD as a bewildered noob. If you didn't throw up, you probably had at least 50% no...

Yetis. Are they real, or just some weird Tibetan folklore? We’re here to tell you, they’ve been right under your nose the whole time. If you ever e...

After procuring the requisite saltwater taffy/mescaline composite they demand to fill the holes in their souls, Mick and Keith went for a jog in th...

Whatever Queen Nessy wants, Queen Nessy gets. And usually, that's sweet Loch Ness Monster teal skin on skin. Mmmmmm...that sounds good, so we made ...

Next time you black-in while inside a bathtub in Las Vegas, rise from the ashes of your dumpster fire of a life with these red frames with rose len...

Fun Fact: Silverback Gorillas can squat up to 1,000 pounds. Don’t believe us? Go ask Harambe...oh, uh, nevermind. Don’t worry, squatting in these g...